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• U.S. military embraces robots with greater autonomy

  Wed May 9, 2012
  • SkyNet Transportation, at your service.

• Backers of North Carolina gay marriage ban: State no longer 'vulnerable'

  Tue May 8, 2012
  • The fact that this is still an issue (and always in an election year) is hilarious. This is why America will become the biggest joke on the planet.

• Google billionaires, James Cameron backing space resource venture

  Wed Apr 18, 2012
  • Aw, crap. Isn't this how Ripley first encountered the alien?

• 3 dead after woman tells husband she's leaving him at Cracker Barrel in Ohio

  Fri Apr 13, 2012
  • Ban Ohio.

• Sex offender yells 'Go Cowboys!' as he's executed

  Thu Mar 29, 2012
  • I think it would have been more appropriate punishment to give him a life sentence and make him watch Cowboy games for the rest of his life. No, wait, there's a law against cruel and unusual punishment. Death sentence is much less painful.

• No sex necessary: Women have orgasms at the gym, study shows

  Mon Mar 19, 2012
  • for god's sake don't tell the Republicans.

• Former Vice President Dick Cheney cancels trip to Canada, says it's too dangerous

  Tue Mar 13, 2012
  • I heart Canada.

• Baby brains...the secret to a smarter computer?

  Tue Mar 13, 2012
  • HA! Shouldn't be long.

• Daily serving of red meat raises risk of cancer, heart disease

  Mon Mar 12, 2012
  • No more than the agenda of the Beef Council to get you to eat it. I like beef. If you eat it every day, you're a moron.

• The Onion's Baratunde Thurston sees beyond the 'Internet of Crap'

  Sun Mar 11, 2012
  • Yeah, you're right. They should burned down the city.